Why do I feel like I am a....

subversive writing mad letters to the government underneath a bare lightbulb???
It seems that at night is when I am at my most "perky" when it comes to these commie bastards who won't give me my money back!
Luckily I have one who is refunding me my $27, but the other, it seems like I get the same message from the same two "customer service" people, like it is a script or something. Maybe it is one big robot who answers emails and has limited capacity for thinking outside the box.
Speaking of outside the box......I think I may give this company a call. I do have their phone numbers and give them a piece of what is left of my mind.
Ugh! Why didn't I think of this before!!!!!
I will update you as soon as I get some type of a response. (Add evil doctor laugh here!)